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THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means


TAGS: inigo montoya word think means princess bride mandy patinkin
Rating: 3.28/5

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Claire - December 13, 2009, 6:24 pm
I always make good points lol. I thought I had confused Inigo's lines or something.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 6:01 pm
Claire makes a good point.
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:53 pm
OHHH inconceivable. Then you shoulda had a picture of the other guy. Don't confuse me like that.
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:29 pm
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
d*** you GS!...You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable!
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:16 pm
What word? Inigo Montoya?


SEGWAY ROUGH RIDERS - Where is your Emperor-God now?!




MAWWIAGE - It's what bwings us togevah today.


TAGS: mawwiage princess bride
Rating: 2.83/5

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Anonymous - November 14, 2008, 5:53 pm
Wuv... twue wuv...


BRAVERY - Don't ever question the bravery of a soldier


TAGS: soldier fugly bride
Rating: 4.34/5

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Brokor - February 1, 2013, 2:49 pm
It's not his bravery I would question, only his eyesight.
nextera686 - February 10, 2012, 6:28 pm
Super funny if said "solider" was acctually in the millitary. He is an ROTC caddet. you can tell by the circle rank and ROTC pins on his lappel. Just sayin
pcat - February 10, 2012, 6:14 pm
just your average military spouse.....should post this to militarylulz aslo
Demo33 - June 14, 2011, 5:33 pm
The medal on the right is for losing his eyesight in the line of battle, the one on the left is for fulfilling his duty of 'cannon fodder',


SWEET RIDE -


TAGS: avatar sweet ride bird taroc
Rating: 2.85/5

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Claire - December 23, 2009, 2:46 pm
Epic movie, awesome poster.


WEDDING INVITATION -




WHAT I HEARD -


TAGS: rider on a pale horse
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

Greeny - January 16, 2016, 6:59 am
And R.S. Jake
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:58 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jzZ4wSQogY
R.S.Jake - August 15, 2011, 10:22 am
Wow! The fact that this has received so many votes can only mean there are more poor bastages out there than I thought! :) Thanks guys! Stay stong!
Thunderstrike - August 14, 2011, 2:50 pm
that's sort of like my sister in law staying here for almost two months I still wake up screaming....
ICEMAN - August 13, 2011, 12:03 am
Ahhh yes, the voice of experience. 5 old school poodles fer ya Jake.
crankyhead - August 12, 2011, 10:34 pm
5pectacular
champ99 - August 12, 2011, 5:35 pm
Too bad I can only vote once. mega mother in law5


NEVER FORGET - I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free, And I won't forget the men who died




DRINK TILL SHE'S CUTE - but stop before the wedding!


TAGS: fugly bride
Rating: 3.13/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 11:53 am
So that's what the clown from Spawn looks like without the makeup.


RIDE YOUR BIKE -


TAGS: ride your bike burns fat
Rating: 4.45/5

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Budog - March 28, 2012, 3:51 pm
That's what you get for not wearing your tinfoil helmet! But at least I don't always use my powers for pure evil intent, well sometimes...
spypengen - March 28, 2012, 9:30 am
I feel the need to ride my bike...Curse you subliminal messageing
Budog - March 27, 2012, 4:28 am
I love peddling my a** all over town...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 26, 2012, 7:40 pm
It also increases your health and totaly s*@ews the establishment :D


WAITING FOR THE PERFECT MAN - Never compromise your standards. Because you deserve nothing but the best.


TAGS: perfect bride deserving
Rating: 4.83/5

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carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:13 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 26, 2012, 5:19 pm

5 teary-eyed Ls for all the women out there waiting eternally for Mr. Right. (I settled for Mr. Right NOW and have never been sorry for a second that I married him, warts and all~~I have a thousand or so of my own, ya' know.)


BRIDES - Always look their best on their Wedding Day




LIFE - get used to disappointment




PRIDE -


TAGS: pride assignment calender deadly sins epic hammy
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Aurielius - October 21, 2015, 9:50 am
What I see is respect that transcends disability or infirmity.
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:13 pm
Well played in my humble opinion
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 5:53 pm
You Know A Pic Could Express A Lot Of Things, It's Just How You see It. and if you don't think it deserves a five, then don't give it a five, dont feel obligated cause its on the run i appreciate true Opinions and criticism
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 4:34 pm
I see respect not pride
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 3:56 pm
I Know, It's A Play Of Words, Not Litteral.
Cloudchaser - September 23, 2010, 9:42 am
The kind of Pride that the 7 Deadly Sins refers to is being full of one's self.
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 8:47 am
Thanks Aggy :)
agdaniele - September 22, 2010, 10:26 pm
Very moving picture... that could easily have been ruined... very well captioned.
Hawamleh - September 22, 2010, 4:54 pm
You'd Laugh If I Told You Where I Found It, The Literal Anus Of the Webs.. Thanks though :D
Faceplant31 - September 22, 2010, 4:49 pm
The pic alone is worth 5L. Nice one hammy


YOU KILLED MY FATHER -


TAGS: 6 fingers princess bride
Rating: 4.41/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 2:06 pm
Who's to say the words are being spoken by the same person having their hands X-rayed, Jparkerb? This is just a picture of an X-ray, not a whole scene.
Jparkerb - February 2, 2012, 5:39 pm
Plus...It wasn't Inigow who had 6 fingers. It was the man that killed his father. And they were only on his left hand also.., do your research
Airman - January 6, 2012, 4:57 pm
check the Tags
FreeGunsForAll - January 4, 2012, 6:07 pm
You forgot "you killed my father".
Greeny - January 3, 2012, 7:20 pm
lol


LIVE YOUR LIFE -


TAGS: princess bride life death
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Airman

Yorick - September 3, 2012, 9:17 am
Too true.
Airman - August 9, 2011, 7:02 pm
glad it touched a nerve
GySgt1811 - August 9, 2011, 12:48 pm
Wonderful. 45 years this Saturday. Panel 5 is the saddest choice; panel 6 -We've won!
Greeny - August 9, 2011, 6:58 am
Who can look at thi5 and not FEEL it?
Verdeckt - August 9, 2011, 3:02 am
Frackin' am5ome!


BIKING IN UPPER MICHIGAN - Forgot my damn helmet. Gotta turn back.


TAGS: helmet bike cliff rider
Rating: 5/5

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Yorick - September 15, 2012, 12:22 am
Never been up that way, yet. They say you can't get there from here ;)
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:06 pm
Great one ughomer!


MARRIAGE - It is so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.


TAGS: marriage bride groom happy forever
Rating: 4.76/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 7:33 pm
You should attribute your quotes. This one if from Rita Rudner


HUMAN EVOLUTION - Go ride right now!




RIDER KICK - Trust me. You don't wanna catch that in the nuts!


TAGS: kamen mask masked rider senshi sentai super kaiju tokusatsu
Rating: 2.16/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:48 pm
If he's 10 maybe Zed will be his friend?
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:46 pm
strange?
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:39 pm
Starane that after all the threats you still make posters Dullford? Posters that completely miss the point of the site (Motifake the de-motivational poster community). If you are a ten year old please let us know.
bOB cHIN - July 31, 2009, 11:12 am
If you have some personal experience that you need to share...


DINO RIDERS - Because the Dinosaurs were too badass to be taken out by a space rock...




CLARITY. - THE MOMENT YOU REALISE YOU'VE RUINED YOUR LIFE.


TAGS: married wedding bride groom husband
Rating: 4.55/5

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GaryO - February 17, 2012, 3:19 pm
that'5 a LOL


ANTONYM -


TAGS: antonym burqa fugly bride
Rating: 3.42/5

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steph1 - March 20, 2011, 1:30 pm
LOL - scream mask or real - the girl on her side is definitely not faint-hearted
Reality Lord - March 20, 2011, 1:20 pm

i might be wrong but traditionally the burka was to be worn only by the most beautiful women. at first glance i thought this girl was wearing a "scream" mask.


This Tall -


TAGS: tall hitler mercedes ride
Rating: 3.38/5

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Player_Meyer - October 19, 2009, 5:44 am
Legendary poster!
LogicDude - October 30, 2008, 12:22 pm
Do you want to ride in my Mercedes boy? Mercedes...M-m-m-m-m-mercedes!


YOU CAN'T HIDE - WHAT'S INSIDE. And that white dress isn't fooling anyone either!




EX WIFE VISIT -


TAGS: exwife new ride
Rating: 4.88/5

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NotoriousGIL - May 11, 2011, 3:00 pm
5weet
Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 8:37 am
Airwoman. 5.


U.S.A.F F-15 EAGLE - You can run, but you can't hide when I am coming at you at MACH 2.5!!!




BRIDAL GARTER SHOT - Nooooooo.., no no no no no no... Its quite OK, we will pass on that one thanks... Lets move on to the cutting of the cake...


TAGS: garter wedding bride groom stocking
Rating: 3.88/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 11:15 pm
Yikes! It looks like all the extra she's eaten came off his plate! If she doesn't starve him to death in the first three months, there's always rolling over in bed. He looks to frail to lift his own body, much less hers.
Tarapin - August 21, 2011, 10:08 pm
Why cut it, just give her the whole thing
Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 1:20 pm
Keep up the good work. You're getting there.


A STAR WARS THEMED WEDDING... - Notice anything missing at this event?


TAGS: star wars wedding no bride
Rating: 4.37/5

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Anonymous2 - June 3, 2010, 11:58 pm
Sorry, but I can't seem to find the droids. Anytime I go looking, some old greybeard tells me they're not there.


MY NAME IS JUAN PABLO MONTOYA -




GHOST RIDER YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG -




INCONCEIVABLE - I Don't Think It Means What You Think It Means




THEY'RE GAINING ON US -


TAGS: princess bride
Rating: 4/5

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Airman - August 5, 2011, 11:55 am
not when it's an exact quote from The Princess Bride
440wakeup - August 4, 2011, 11:16 pm
so we don't add jesus or awesome anywhere in this motifake.


JEW-DEER -


TAGS: reindeer day jewish pride oy it is just savvy
Rating: 3.75/5

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Untamedfifty - July 7, 2010, 10:00 pm
boy i tell ya id drop that one like a rock
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:48 pm
Oh stop, rerun... you're giving me nachas!
rerun - December 22, 2009, 12:59 am

schvitzing? Oh, what a schmedric you are,,,,who knew?
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 12:15 am
5L
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 12:15 am
You want they should make with the schvitzing?


DIE - Prepare to do it


TAGS: princess bride die dying prepare
Rating: 2.86/5

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Cubbybear - February 4, 2009, 6:33 pm
Oh well...he tried...good effort


U.S. MARINES - Taking care of each other in life, taking care of each other after. Thank you.


TAGS: marines usmc pride honor thank you
Rating: 3.54/5

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Sean - July 13, 2009, 10:49 pm
*psycho***ual (hey, poster! me)
Sean - July 13, 2009, 10:48 pm
If this is your idea of blowing a Marine, you've probably just disappointed a lot of Marines -- or 1 in 10, anyway, a**uming that they are not a psychosocially anomalous sub-population.


NAME TAGS - Let other people know what you're all about




COURAGEOUS -


TAGS: lion man pride burning anger
Rating: 4.87/5

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TheOne - October 27, 2012, 5:10 pm
Approved. 5L.


OPPORTUNITY -




BIGAMY - “Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.” Oscar Wilde


TAGS: wedding bride wife husband marriage
Rating: 3/5

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HAHA - April 14, 2009, 10:19 pm
That one b**** has some nice legs. Love white stockings.
Crunk - March 30, 2009, 11:00 pm
g** Test - this guy passed, Oscar Wilde failed
ZenMaster - December 13, 2008, 3:18 am
Not with them... They're twins, only one mother-in-law.
Scorpio7 - November 8, 2008, 7:07 am
Gotta love them Mormons!
RnR - October 11, 2008, 5:16 am
not to mention the number of mothers-in-law...


R.O.U.S.'S - I don't think they exist.




FACEBOOK - Make parents proud one post at a time.




American Land -


TAGS: pride america usa patriotism honor
Rating: 4.29/5

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Thedge - October 20, 2014, 8:02 pm
Vanner. Watched it. There's a tear in my beer. Thank you. That was the America I grew up in. Seriously, thank you.
Vanner - October 13, 2014, 11:23 am
Lol, plenty places in the world have as much if not more freedom. Might have been a show but Bill Pulman said it best: http://youtu.be/eVwUphZ37Ww
GaryO - October 13, 2014, 10:02 am
amen, brother


PROUD PARENTS - Every time this Picture is viewed, his mother cuts her wrists a little deeper


TAGS: pride proud ginger gangster kid how to make your parents cry
Rating: 2.92/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 9:59 am
There is a problem with your statement R.S.Jake... the braces might cause the projectile to ricochet...
R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 4:20 pm
Only if he puts it in mouth and pulls the trigger.
rerun - January 20, 2010, 8:12 pm

you really wnat to give a kid with that facial expression a real gun?
CANADA - January 20, 2010, 8:06 pm
that's just a bb gun


FOIL MY RIDE - So you wanna be a player? But your wheels aint fly? Theres nothing some foil cant fix...


TAGS: foil my ride lol player gangster thewiceman
Rating: 2.78/5

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Hasbunmb - February 13, 2010, 6:39 am
Mythbusters already disproved the whole "foil, radar gun" thing...sorry.
TheWiceMan - December 23, 2009, 4:34 pm
Why the f*** would someone use a speed-radar on a bike?
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:33 pm
Foil on the wheels keeps the speed-radar from getting an accurate read, moron.


SCHOOL BUS - "Don't worry mama, your kids will be safe."




MAIL ORDER BRIDES - I Wonder If They Are Recyclable?




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: ass b*** girl bride groom
Rating: 2.92/5

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Clint - May 26, 2009, 7:05 pm
Nah, it's the father of the bride. One Lion.


LOOK ME IN THE EYE - and tell me you've never wanted to ride me, not even once




HELLO THERE SIR - I couldn't help but notice you honking at me. Is there something you'd like to discuss?




SELF-ESTEEM -


TAGS: life time human nature joke sin pride sea star rock fail
Rating: 3.55/5

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spacedog - October 20, 2009, 5:21 pm
Well done. 5L.


MAIL ORDER BRIDE FROM ASIA - Next time, make sure you mention female and human.




THANKSGIVING - Either she wanted her turkey really fresh or her husband-to-be had better watch his step.


TAGS: thanksgiving holiday bride turkey gun
Rating: 4.64/5

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maoworks2 - November 22, 2011, 4:39 pm
I'll Have Some White Meat, Please


SHE STANDS ALONE -


TAGS: bride wedding alone sad feeling
Rating: 4.4/5

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spacedog - July 25, 2012, 10:14 pm
That's quite the response Emilio. Hopefully it means you like it.
EmilioDumphque - July 25, 2012, 5:04 pm
I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
spacedog - July 19, 2012, 8:53 pm
Thanks pickleviper.
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 5:25 pm
Total frikkin poetry, spacedog. 5L all day long.


I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT DAMN COP - He made me ride in the back seat when I clearly called out shotgun !




PHOTOBOMB - What was that girl in blue thinking???


TAGS: culos ph**obomb bridesmaid blue dress
Rating: 4.17/5

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agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 1:14 pm
You can after a few glasses of champagne.
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 1:02 pm
I love this poster...I dont love an underage maid of honor. ;)
rerun - December 4, 2010, 11:08 am

well, great minds...
culos - December 4, 2010, 11:05 am
Spoken like a true Greybeard :-)
rerun - December 4, 2010, 11:03 am

At this age...if I were single I don't think the virgin experience is waht I would want. I like a woman who knows herself & what she likes/wants.
culos - December 4, 2010, 11:01 am
What he said....for some reason my ex didn't appreciate it when I told her, she thought her sister was a saint
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:56 am

I met one who did, but when I was done...she didn't.
culos - December 4, 2010, 10:53 am
Never knew one that had the right to wear white.....
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:50 am

worn
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:50 am

well....the bride really shouldn't have wron white
culos - December 4, 2010, 10:44 am
Sounds like you were there. Care to elaborate?
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:21 am

They purchased a roll of the dark blue, the one in light blue was last to be fitted, only had enough dark blue left to make her belt.
GreyScorpion - December 4, 2010, 9:13 am
looks like the horse be scopen' da azz on that bridesmaid and thinkin'about a lap or two round her track


PRIDE GOETH BEFORE A FALL - Pain and looking like a dumbass cometh immediately after.




TRIDENT - Nobody ever pays me in gum.




THE BATMOBILE - The Prototype Just Didn't Measure Up.




PRIDE - no matter how big you are you're never to big to ask for a little help


TAGS: pride
Rating: 4.82/5

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Bull - March 21, 2011, 3:00 pm
Does anyone else find this ironic?
ICEMAN - March 21, 2011, 2:07 pm
Mein Gott! TTH & I are in agreement. ;) What it boils down to is this, if you wish to go through life having people believe you are semi-illiterate because you cannot convey your ideas properly, that is your choice.
TheTrashHeap - March 21, 2011, 11:00 am
grammar *and spelling
TheTrashHeap - March 21, 2011, 10:59 am
Its not a debate, its a fact. These are not subjective answers here folks. There is only one right way to use certain words. Its not up for debate. The more we ignore grammar spelling, the more we lose our ability to communicate properly.
MilDoc - March 21, 2011, 10:54 am
I love too read all the grammer debates! They are to funny!
TheTrashHeap - March 21, 2011, 10:54 am
"never TOO big TO ask for a little help" "Too" is for "too much". "To" is for "go to" This is like you're and your except even simpler. Grade school kids learn this!
culos - March 21, 2011, 7:07 am
to big or not to big, that's the question
5150monkeylove - March 21, 2011, 6:34 am
spelling error now = grammar error?
agdaniele - March 21, 2011, 12:11 am
easy, guyfox.... we've been quiet for a long time, but there is still a strong underground grammar/spelling nazi presence here. Lot of card-carrying members.
guyfox - March 21, 2011, 12:03 am
you know what we do to grammar nazis around here you've been here longer than me
ICEMAN - March 20, 2011, 11:00 pm
too |tu| - adverb - 1 [as submodifier ] to a higher degree than is desirable, permissible, or possible; excessively : - he was driving too fast | he wore suits that seemed a size too small for him | you're never 'too' big to ask for help
guyfox - March 20, 2011, 10:28 pm
that's more of a grammar issue in which I think I used it right
Mahomygod - March 20, 2011, 10:07 pm
the clue is in the comment. :P
guyfox - March 20, 2011, 10:02 pm
did he think I meant to say ride
5150monkeylove - March 20, 2011, 9:47 pm
I can't find the spelling fail either. Spacing and flow are a little off, but I still love it! 5L
guyfox - March 20, 2011, 6:48 pm
what did I spell wrong?
ICEMAN - March 20, 2011, 6:44 pm
In spite of the spelling fail, I 'too' give it a 5.
agdaniele - March 20, 2011, 4:52 pm
well done, guy.
MPsniper - March 20, 2011, 4:07 pm
reminds me of a scene from "bridges at toko-ri".


VICTORY KISS - “Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.” (The Princess Bride)


TAGS: passion kiss victory princess bride
Rating: 3.11/5

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Iconoclast - June 23, 2010, 3:21 pm
The nurse in the ph**o was Edith Shain who died at the age of 91 on June 20, 2010. There is a statue of the kiss along the waterfront in San Diego.
mhpr262 - December 28, 2009, 4:29 pm
interesting story behind the pic, too. Nobody knew who these two people were for decades, their identities were discovered just a few years ago. Was an article in a newspaper in Germany.
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 11:05 am
k thanks. i like some of these they were done well
spacedog - August 12, 2009, 10:46 am
This isn't anonymous either, canada. Doofenshmirtz posted it. There is a glitch in the create program. Look on the "newest" thumb screen.
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:42 am
why did you post this without a name?


PLEASE MTV - PIMP MY RIDE


TAGS: ride
Rating: 2.62/5

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Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:41 pm
Dacia FTW !


Horizons -


TAGS: summertime ride arlo guthrie
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - August 1, 2013, 6:14 pm
*into looks like my Sunday outfits
Airman - August 1, 2013, 5:58 pm
coming in Los Angelees
Swampfox - August 1, 2013, 9:24 am
Excepting Alice.
PapaFox - July 31, 2013, 7:36 pm
Gotta love Arlo. Can I get anything I want now? :-)
spacedog - July 31, 2013, 6:00 pm
I don't want to die, I just wanna ride my motorcy.........cle. =)
GaryO - July 31, 2013, 8:36 am
Heeeey, biker dude on the left has TWO ringers?…and his pants are darn near zipped up….I hated that guy.


INSPIRATIONAL SPEECHES -




VODKA MARKETING -


TAGS: russian bride drink
Rating: 4.64/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 7:59 pm
Masterfully captioned! 5L!


VACATION -




BRIDE'S MESSAGE TO GROOM - Guess what sweetheart ? Game over ...




MEMORIES -


TAGS: last forever bike ride
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - February 16, 2012, 8:36 am

awesome fors


PRIDE -


TAGS: pride causes neener pain
Rating: 4.84/5

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440wakeup - October 27, 2010, 5:50 am
I heard tell that if a lion gets its fangs kicked out its helpless.....I guess the other 500lbs of raw savage muscle, and Razor sharp claws mean nothing. I guess the remaining teeth are made out of nerf.
Cubbybear - October 26, 2010, 10:15 am
This is why male lions rarely hunt.


WORTH IT -


TAGS: bike ride smile
Rating: 4.62/5

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Be a wanker -


TAGS: wanker pride fapfap
Rating: 4.5/5

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RexyD - April 22, 2013, 12:53 am
Feint of heart - is that when you're only pretending to love someone?


TIME FOR A CORN DOG AND FUNNEL CAKE -




OUR MARRIAGE - My wife submits and I obey. She always lets me have her way.




PRAISE THE LOWERED -


TAGS: our lord his ride
Rating: 4.06/5

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Reality Lord - February 22, 2012, 11:38 am

i want....THAT car...:). tribute day is the 28th....hang onto something guys.
GaryO - February 22, 2012, 10:56 am
thanx feaz
Feasibly - February 22, 2012, 10:51 am
5 Praises To The Lowered ;)


MARRIAGE -




HERE KITTY -


TAGS: kitty ride
Rating: 3.09/5

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DOWNSIZING -


TAGS: fly away little dim bunny your ride is here
Rating: 3.04/5

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Faceplant31 - July 15, 2010, 7:30 pm
Such a bad a** pic.


KNIGHT INDUSTRIES TWO THOUSAND - Proving your car is smarter thhan you Since 1982




existence -


TAGS: pawn pride life
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - September 16, 2013, 5:48 pm
Checkmate! 5
BobbEdwards - September 16, 2013, 2:39 pm
Better to die on your feet than to live on your knee5


INDEFATIGABLE - LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW


TAGS: bike ride for holidays
Rating: 4.93/5

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maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 2:03 pm
Oh Yah Better Than This Heat !
MissPriss - December 9, 2012, 5:05 pm
Nice one Ug!


Leadership -


TAGS: lion facepalm pride failure redux
Rating: 4.88/5

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Greeny - June 15, 2015, 8:23 pm
Pay cometh before pride... thank goodneth
spacedog - April 29, 2013, 10:25 pm
HA! No no, I'm not that clever. This poster was from a few days back when we had the reset. I just couldn't find the image again, so this one had to do.
MissPriss - April 29, 2013, 10:20 pm
Not sure but it feels like a few 5L clues that says you're talking about motifake...teehee!


QUALITY FAMILY TIME -


TAGS: ambulance ride hospital charades
Rating: 4.84/5

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Airman - June 22, 2011, 11:37 am
never thought about that LOL


if A group of lions is a pride -


TAGS: lions g** pride freedom
Rating: 4.78/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:07 pm

NEENER NEENER


SELF-ESTEEM -


TAGS: mirror myself hate pride
Rating: 4.67/5

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Rick69 - April 15, 2012, 5:52 pm
Ahh, the egoti5tical truth...


MIRACLE MAX -


TAGS: princess bride
Rating: 4.64/5

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Arvantillian - March 11, 2012, 1:07 pm
Princess Bride, clas5ic flick 5L from the Brute Squad!


BUTTERCUP - We hope you will enjoy eating yours, as much as Westley will enjoy eating his.




ANOTHER PIECE OF CAKE? - Why not....it's not like you were gonna carry her over the threshold, anyway.




LETTING YOURSELF GO... - Sometimes, even dashing male leads do...




YO DAWG -


TAGS: tunnel lol pimp my ride yo dawg
Rating: 3.21/5

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majin.manuel - March 26, 2011, 7:20 pm
yeah, the last one saved the whole thing :D
Jas - October 20, 2009, 7:20 pm
Last tunnel was alright :)
agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:23 pm
1L rhymes with tunnel... neat!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 3:16 pm
Tunnel=1


ZOMBIE PRIDE PARADE - We're hoooaaaa......We're hoaargh...... Get uuuuuaaaaaaaarrrr!


TAGS: zombie pride
Rating: 3.2/5

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5150monkeylove - October 26, 2010, 11:04 pm
d***! I missed this years parade on Saturday.
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 10:23 pm
annual zombie parade here in PDX, I just happened to bump into it, honk my horn, and snap a few pics
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 10:18 pm
I actually really like this one.


BISEXUALITY... - Be proud of who you are!




GREEDY - Pick One Color for Your Cause Like Everybody Else. May I Suggest Packed-Fudge Brown?


TAGS: g** pride funny humor laugh great look wow
Rating: 3.15/5

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shigran - January 20, 2010, 7:03 pm
This's... not worth the 10 seconds it took me to say something about it.
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:04 am
MB, for your awareness Canuck is now TheTrashHeap, so you can make your a**essment from his current comments.
manicbranic - October 13, 2009, 3:08 pm
Did I really see Canuck demand maturity from Motifake? Lemme guess. Quebecois?
mrbombastic - September 8, 2009, 3:56 pm
Hey Canuck, I didn't know it was so easy for you to type with a ***k in each hand. Sit the hell down and go to a different poster if you don't like it. I have several g** friends, and none of them are ejecting as much P/C bull**** as you are.
martianman - May 18, 2009, 8:38 pm
He wasn't speaking chromatically. He was obviously talking in terms of mixing pigments.
Sean - May 5, 2009, 12:26 am
Funny? Debatable. "Yeahs" have the upper hand. But chromatographically accurate? Absotively, posolutely ... not. You get white ... well white light, to be more exactamundo. (Flanders and Fonzie -- stop me before I Jimmy Walker us all to hell).
WTFO - May 5, 2009, 12:17 am
Now that is a funny comment! Well put and quite accurate, BR.
Brown Rainbow - May 4, 2009, 10:18 pm
mix all the colors of the rainbow together and you DO get fudge packed brown.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:42 pm
Wow, an actual post that has a position and not an attack. I'm impressed. Let's see if you can keep it up.
Canuck - April 30, 2009, 1:13 pm
There is a difference between political correctness and mature behavior. You blame 1 when you can't excuse the lack of the other. Obviously believing that little girls can't have rainbows on their bikes proves who is too sensitive. Get over it!
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 2:08 am
Aww, did the fudge packing comment offend you? You must be too thenthitive.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:17 am
I don't think anyone (except maybe you) would see a rainbow on a girls bike as endorsing g**s. and the fudge packing comment is clearly g** bashing.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:15 am
up our a**ses.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:15 am
That's not right. It is also a poke in the eye to the pathetic culture of political correctness. Ooo, you can't poke fun at them, that's not fair. That's BS. Political Correctness should be illegal under the ra** statutes cause we're all getting it jammed
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:14 am
Most causes I've seen use one color. I don't feel it's g** bashing versus poking fun at their greedy choice of the rainbow as the symbol of their cause. Little girls can't put a rainbow sticker on their bikes without it being an endorsement of g**s.
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 12:06 am
red. but there are hundreds of causes they can't all have picked one colour. Oh, and it's kinda g** bashing don't you think?
mooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 12:05 am
Don't most causes use more than one colour? I'm not gonna criticize this poster and call it homophobic. I'm gonna criticize it based on the simple fact that it doesn't make any sense I am aware that bre*** cancer awareness uses pink and heart disease uses
WTFO - April 27, 2009, 11:52 pm
and you opinions and jam them up your a**.
WTFO - April 27, 2009, 11:52 pm
doesn't equate to hate. If I bore you, then move on ya frozen frog. I don't hate anyone personnally unless I know them and they deserve it (not even you, dip****). Also, you'll never be man enough to put me in my place. Take your political correctness
WTFO - April 27, 2009, 11:50 pm
Don't they have dictionaries in Canada? Look up the word moron. You are not smarter than Noah Webster so don't try to create new meanings for words. Again, I don't hate g**s, and using expressive language that accurately describes their *** practices
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 11:58 pm
This one is not political so you cant hide behind opinion or use political jargon to bore us to death. You are a hateful little man who needs to be put in his place from time to time.
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 11:55 pm
The term homophobic is widely accepted as meaning "hates g**s". Using derogatory terms like fudge packer shows that you do hate g**s. You are a homophobe. You posted a homophobic poster proving my position for me.
WTFO - April 25, 2009, 1:57 am
I forgot to look. Did you provide any proof or support for your positions or a**ertions? No? Nothing yet, huh? Well then, STFU!
WTFO - April 25, 2009, 1:36 am
You really are a ***k, aren't you. For intelligent people, my posts are an invite to discussions and debates. To morons like you they invite arguments. Don't pretend to a**ume anything about me you little prick. Go hump somebody else's leg ya mutt.
Canuck - April 24, 2009, 4:40 pm
ooh ooh im on your radar oh no ya better do something. here i am dancing all over your radar whatcha gonna do. get over it. almost everything you post is an invitation to argument. i guess theres nobody left in the real world who wants to hear you talk.
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:31 am
It's a funny line, though.
HtD - April 24, 2009, 1:15 am
Gah, did you really just quote Carlos Mencia? He's the absolute worst.
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:13 am
support for my positions and beliefs. I've attempted to get you to provide some proof and you've shown zero logic or rational thought. You just called me names and tried to impugn me, so I responded in kind. In summation, stay off my radar, idiot.
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:08 am
As for your a**ertion that I "must always be right" you are mistaken (again). I am open to other views and enjoy good debates and discussions. You have shown an inability for any of that. All you do is attack without basis. I provide facts, evidence and
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:03 am
about g**s not having a sense of humor, "if you can take a ***k, you can take a joke".
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:02 am
ignorant attack and stick with it. Homophobia means having a fear of g**s. I have no fear of them and don't care what they do in private. I poke fun at a lot of people and don't give a d*** about political correctness. I think Carlos Mencia said it best
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:01 am
As for my new favorite player, Canuck. You opened the door to this with ignorant attacks and now you want to take your ball and go home? In this poster first you called me a closet g** and now you think I'm homophobic? Make up your mind or at least pick 1
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 12:59 am
about the lack of "funny", there are many kinds of posters here (ironic, demotivational, humor, political, dark, cute, ***bs, etc). You have freedom of choice on what you wish to view. I'm not forcing you to look, examine, evaluate or comment on mine.
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 12:57 am
Let's see, first dgbt, thanks for the compliment. LogicDude, logical points as always (what else should I expect). mooo, thanks first for the retraction on calling me a racist. My posters contain neither racism or homophobia. As far as your complaint
LogicDude - April 23, 2009, 1:48 pm
We actually just had a discussion in the Forum on that very topic. Racism, not the funny. In any event...a lot of the posts here are anonymous drive-bys it seems. You've gotta dig through the coal to get to the diamonds!
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2009, 1:37 pm
I take it back. My comments about racism should not be directed at WTFO. they should have been directed at a lot of recent poster's. Racism isn't funny. What happened to the funny?
moooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2009, 11:45 am
when 90% of posters were truly funny or at least had a n**** chick in them. Now everything seems to be about Obama, The US Military or f***ing tunnels. What happened to the funny?
dgbt - April 23, 2009, 11:42 am
I found it funny. 5L
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2009, 11:37 am
for his previous posts. and LogicDude, Canuck isn't drunk, he is just sick of posters that spread hate instead of laughs. He is not the only one. Lately there seems to be a trend on Motifake towards making the cheapest sh**s possible. I miss the days
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2009, 11:29 am
I think that Canuck is just sick of all the racist and homophobic posters that WTFO posts. It seems to me that he can't be funny without "poking" fun at one minority group or another. and the anti racist poster he did is just a lame attempt at covering
LogicDude - April 23, 2009, 9:00 am
So let me get this "straight" Canuck, Homophobe = Al Qaeda? Seriously, what the hell are you drinking way up there???
Canuck - April 23, 2009, 12:50 am
in fact only proves how stupid you are. I no longer need to comment your ignorance speaks for itself!
Canuck - April 23, 2009, 12:47 am
Dont worry wtfo i will leave you alone in your little world where you must always be right. being homophobic is no better than being a racist or a terrorist. W/O the fudge packer comment you might have been ok but this is without a doubt homophobic and
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:54 am
"hold us back as a species" on a poster picking on g**s is great. Seeing as how this part of our "species" is incapable of producing the next generation so the species can continue. Thanks for the laugh Canuck, and proving again how stupid you really are.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:53 am
try to use the tired argument of "making fun of g**s means you must secretly be g** too". Complete, bull**** like all your positions Canuck. Again, it looks like you're fishing for a date you flamer. I'm spoken for. BTW, the irony of stating my opinions
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:51 am
There is nothing homophobic about this. It points out that little girls can't have pictures of rainbows without supporting the g** lifestyle. It pokes fun at the g**s. But that is not allowable in the PC universe or Canada apparantly. That's why dip****s
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 1:49 pm
Severe homophobia is usually a sign of repressed homo***uality. People like the author of this poster hold us back as a species.
peanut - April 19, 2009, 3:10 am
Seriously? This is just terrible. Turn six, please.
hahahaha - March 21, 2009, 4:22 am
hahahaha


AIR TRAVEL -


TAGS: air travel she rides a broom
Rating: 3.07/5

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Cubbybear - November 25, 2009, 10:36 pm
5 lions! Now do you need help getting the broom out of your b***?


WOMEN -




FEEDERS - Go on honey, just another three mouthfuls




MAIL ORDER BRIDE - Who's happy now?


TAGS: mail order bride
Rating: 2/5

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agdaniele - March 6, 2009, 7:27 pm
Sorry about your sister, Bob. But psoting it? That's a bit.... inappropriate.


E TICKET RIDE -


TAGS: insanity day enjoy the ride iceman
Rating: 4.78/5

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ICEMAN - February 19, 2011, 2:21 pm
Thanks SD
spacedog - February 19, 2011, 10:41 am
Nice one Iceman.


MAWWIAGE -


TAGS: marriage princess bride
Rating: 4.65/5

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scarr3d - February 4, 2011, 9:57 am
does this mean that inception was marriage?
spacedog - February 3, 2011, 6:29 pm
Ha! Wewy twue. 5L
ICEMAN - February 3, 2011, 5:29 pm
And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva... 5 wings


CONVICTED - You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


TAGS: princess bride bachmann
Rating: 4.6/5

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Verdeckt - September 17, 2011, 11:52 pm
Is it just me, or does Mandy Patinkin look like Culos?


TANSTAAFL -


TAGS: tanstaafl pride money sad
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - July 6, 2010, 11:59 am
hanks, means a lot !
spacedog - July 6, 2010, 12:45 am
Excellent Hawamleh. 5L and keep 'em coming.


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